Thursday, May 7, 2015

The First Night Alone With The Five Month Old...

J: Ahhh you're asleep. It's 10pm. All is good in the world!

N: *11:05pm* WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

J: *11:30pm* Ahhh you're asleep. All is good in the world.

N: *1:15am* WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

J: *groggy* Please go back to sleep...

*time passes* *screams increase*

J: *2:00am* Please... go the f*ck to sleep....

*time passes* *sanity lets go*

J: I hate this. I can never do this again. This isn't good. I'm not ready. She's not ready. ARGHHHHH!

N: *2:30ish* ZZZZZZZZZ

J: *2:30ish* ZZZZZZZZZ

N: *6:04am* WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

J: *snaps awake* OH F*CK NO!

J: *espresso #1*

J: *espresso #2*

N: *coos and giggles at Dada*

J: Alright. All is forgiven.

The power of a coo and a giggle from your little girl... If bottled up somehow, could likely save the earth.

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